You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?!
Stranger: Good! you?
You: meh i've had a bit of a rough day
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I've had a rough couple of weeks
You: i started my trial today. they're saying i raped some girl
You: she was into it at first, but when she said stop i was already too far in
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: that really sucks
You: yeaaap
Stranger: you cant trust women
Stranger: you just cant
You: no you cant, especially when they're drunk
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: to true
Stranger: we'll best of luck to you
You: cheers
Stranger: hows it looking?
You: not so good
You: they got picture evidence of some bruises on her from it and that
You: to be fair she was scratching me too, so in my opinion that's fair game for hard sex
Stranger: easy misunderstanding
You: also i have a female lawyer so i can't see that being a good thing
You: she's fit though
Stranger: oh true
Stranger: Courts favor women a lot.....but you never know, best of luck
You: yeah i'll be areet
You: at least if i go to prison i can think back to that night, it was pretty fun
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats the spirit!
You: ha
Stranger: we'll i have to go
Stranger: good luck
You: cheers
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