Saturday, October 23, 2010

Omegle

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?!

Stranger: Good! you?

You: meh i've had a bit of a rough day

Stranger: I'm sorry

Stranger: I've had a rough couple of weeks

Stranger: what was your day like?

You: i started my trial today. they're saying i raped some girl

You: she was into it at first, but when she said stop i was already too far in

Stranger: ohhhhhhh

Stranger: that really sucks

You: yeaaap

Stranger: you cant trust women

Stranger: you just cant

You: no you cant, especially when they're drunk

Stranger: mhmm

Stranger: to true

Stranger: we'll best of luck to you

You: cheers

Stranger: hows it looking?

You: not so good

You: they got picture evidence of some bruises on her from it and that

You: to be fair she was scratching me too, so in my opinion that's fair game for hard sex

Stranger: easy misunderstanding

You: also i have a female lawyer so i can't see that being a good thing

You: she's fit though

Stranger: oh true

Stranger: Courts favor women a lot.....but you never know, best of luck

You: yeah i'll be areet

You: at least if i go to prison i can think back to that night, it was pretty fun

Stranger: haha

Stranger: thats the spirit!

You: ha

Stranger: we'll i have to go

Stranger: good luck

You: cheers


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Monday, October 11, 2010

420 pics


The first cool thing Andy Wheeler has ever done was send me this picture of a typical Boulder tramp trying to scrounge money. Scum

Cheers Andy

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Chill the fukkout

Thursday, October 07, 2010