I once played Pokemon Red on the Gameboy until 5am so that I could level my Charmeleon to 36 so that I could evolve it into Charizard and cum my pants that my mum probably purchased from Matalan, but I was only 10 or 11 so I doubt the last bit. Even many hours before that, I was already exploring new levels of patheticness, levelling the same Pokemon from Charmander, which Professor Oak gave me in case you were wondering, to Charmeleon, whilst my cousins were playing outside on a trampoline (trampolines are pretty fun). This was during a visit to the Stanley household in America when they lived in Augusta, in 1998 I believe.
Then, a couple days later it must've been, I purchased Pokemon yellow, which is exactly the same as the previous Pokemon versions, except you had that little yellow cunt Pikachu chasing after you trying to brown nose you in the literal sense.
I thought I was cool as I had it before people in England as it hadn't been released there then LOL. It got released like a week later I think anyway ROFL. And the same applies for the first Pokemon film that I wanted to go see in America at that time, which was released there before it was in England, and regrettably at the time, I never got to see it, and boast to those that gave a fuck.
Oh and another time, in England, when the trading cards were popular, I once got off at a bus-stop 1~2 miles from my usual stop near my house, so that I could follow a kid from school home to make a trade that night, instead of making it the next day, and then I walked home (with a boner probably) staring at my shiny Alakazam card. And then I lost all my cards at school one day. And then I decided pokemon was gay. And once I played the Digimon game for the PSX a bit, and decided that was gay too.
