420 pics

First 420 pics in a long time. It's kicking off again.

Was watching an intermittent stream of the England v Italy match yesterday, to be presented at one point with a frozen screen of the following image:

Nick seems to enjoy the Simpsons as of late. Now that you see this video you'll never have to watch it again, because this is by far the best simpsons moment.

Where can I buy this computer game? I pay $$$

Rob spent some time filming after they left a bar last night. He filmed/documented this gem with some great interview skills towards the end. Aaron knocking over signs FTW.

Kriss Akabusi Erotic Short Novels

Here's another:

"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge. Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face. His eyes were drawn to the secretary's tight black pencil skirt and loose white blouse, through which he could see a straining white bra and within that a pair of massive bristols. "I've come to fix your pipes" announced Kriss with his deep barotone timbre filling the room like spunk filling a vagina after after a ten year prison sentence. The secretary quickly sat on the desk and unhooked her tight Croydon facelift hairdo unleashing waves and waves of lush brown hair. Akubusi dropped his dungerees and let his throbbing member fall to the ground. As he spied the secretary's glistening axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea Pensioner at the Cenotaph. He then banged her. And banged her. And banged her. Until the secretary was like a floppy doll covered with spunk. As Akubusi wiped his now flacid python on some company stationery he whispered "Awooga" to the naked secretary and patted her on the fanny.
 

Infectious

FA Cup Final Day

Today is the FA Cup Final. 2 Racists battling againast each other. Nothing cool will probably happen.

If I had the money to buy enough crack for me to use to be as cool as this guy, I would.

Manko (Kawaii language for PU55Y)

So I saw this on 8OH5 (Aaron's blog) and had to post it here at least so more people can see it. I almost cried with laughter if it wasn't for my manliness and my new manly vintage denim jacket.

420 pics 4/20 special

 It's actually 4/21 so I kind of fail, but some of these pictures were taken on 4/20. I got so not high, but it was still chill. I spent 4:20 on 4/20 with Aaron in the rio. He has a photo somewhere. How did you spend yours?

 (CD player at work)

(Phone clock 420. Only 4 days before the big day)

(420 t-shirt. All the ways to say w33d on one shirt)

 (key chain 420)

 

(David sent me this one. Hamburger combo came with a free toke)

(Watching the feud is what Rob does best after getting with chubby girls. Steve Harvey probably made a joke. The black family probably won this episode.)

(The big day)

(Spot the 420)

so I herd u liek DBZ?

Other random shite

Lately Aaron and I have renewed our passions for Dragonball Z. I was in heaven when I heard that the new employee at Goldmine Vintage brought a DBZ shirt back with him. I haven't actually worked with him, but now I can't wait. Check out how cool Goku looks riding on the flying nimbus. Really cool.




I was walking through the mugging route home looking for 420's on license plates. I found one that was a bit cooler instead, because it is 666, which is the devils stuff and that means it's cool and I am really cool for finding it. Plus it's a chevorlet. You could probably masturbate in this car as a 666 ways to masturbate. Update on that soon

420 Pics

I imagine Nick is too busy with Uni to update the blog. He's usually better at it than I am. So here are some 420 pics I've collected on my travels to Houston and Chicago. Chill.

(Pavement 420 in Syringe town, TX)

(TCZ/24BC 420!)

(Double 420 FTW)

Texas Time

Here's some other cool stuff I saw. Stuff that wasn't really that cool.

(A house made of Beer Cans. Seems really cool, but only slightly cool.)

(TRUMPETS!)

(These nerds had salad bowl hats)

(Half buried cadillacs that you could draw on. TCZ IN TXXX)

(Some legs that are probably the hangout point for teenagers in the local nowhere town to get drunk and experiment.)

(David.........)

(MURRICA)

Syringe time

So I went to Houston with David. Texas is pretty shit to be fair. Here's a story.
David, Lisa and I decided to go to Galveston, the Scarborough of America. In other words it's shit, but funny enough to be cool. We had some lunch at an Italian restaurant that served only American food (corn dogs, chicken nuggets, chicken tenders, onion rings etc.)

Then we took a family trip to the beach. We kicked the football around for a while, saw some black people get told off by the police for drinking, then David and I went into the sea for a swim. It was fun.

We didn't really have towels to dry off so we played with the football again. This time running rather than just passing. The ball stopped, I stepped backwards and felt something go into my foot. It was this...
After spending a good 10 seconds frozen while David and I looked at what had just fully entered my body (no needle in sight) I took it out.
We spent the rest of the afternoon in Urgent Care and now I probably have AIDS.

Don't Mess With Texas!

Dissertation...

I hand mine in tomorrow. Thank fuck.

Spent a long time at University, and it's soon coming to an end. Can't stand the prospect of moving back in with parents so going to do my best to stay in Leeds, the city which hosted the infamous event of the £110 pizza. Awwh Kane, bless you and your magnetism to muggers.

My friend is Irish, AND HE'S A BRUNETTE!

Harvesting xp

Some d00dz drinking beers and annoying people on Call of Duty. w33d. More shitty edits coming soon. JNCO Jeans

Who needs a cooling system when you can use a crate?
(Not mine sadly)