Kriss Akabusi Erotic Short Novels

Here's another:

"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge. Akabusi strode into the room like a Titan with a clown face. His eyes were drawn to the secretary's tight black pencil skirt and loose white blouse, through which he could see a straining white bra and within that a pair of massive bristols. "I've come to fix your pipes" announced Kriss with his deep barotone timbre filling the room like spunk filling a vagina after after a ten year prison sentence. The secretary quickly sat on the desk and unhooked her tight Croydon facelift hairdo unleashing waves and waves of lush brown hair. Akubusi dropped his dungerees and let his throbbing member fall to the ground. As he spied the secretary's glistening axe wound his cock stood to attention quicker than a Chelsea Pensioner at the Cenotaph. He then banged her. And banged her. And banged her. Until the secretary was like a floppy doll covered with spunk. As Akubusi wiped his now flacid python on some company stationery he whispered "Awooga" to the naked secretary and patted her on the fanny.
 

Infectious

FA Cup Final Day

Today is the FA Cup Final. 2 Racists battling againast each other. Nothing cool will probably happen.

If I had the money to buy enough crack for me to use to be as cool as this guy, I would.

Manko (Kawaii language for PU55Y)

So I saw this on 8OH5 (Aaron's blog) and had to post it here at least so more people can see it. I almost cried with laughter if it wasn't for my manliness and my new manly vintage denim jacket.