20 Brit strangers snoggin'

MS Word '10.

Oh Yeah...

In 2013, Kane and I posted a grand total of 1 message on the blog. It was a picture of Pierce Brosnan holding a gun. A random post, which was because Kane needed a place to store a photo online to use later, which is silly because he has a fucking PhotoBucket account that even I know the password to.

But yeah, no posts in 2013 really, and for a few months the site was down because I had not renewed the domain address, but for only 12 pounds English Sterling (I'm using an American Keyboard layout and cannot find the bloody [blutty] currency symbol) we get another 2 years of being fussy and not using a Blogspot/Blogger address, courtesy of GoDaddy. I use them because I can't remember, but I used Google Images just now and it's probably because of their marketing strategies which include tits.

Breaking news from Scotland

Student uses sandwich toaster to make hot cheese snack in middle of lecture.

I would call this guy a 'LAD' but I'm not a faggot and nor is he, so I will call him a 'Leg-End', because that's what he is. I just hope he didn't fuck around and brought the Worcestershire Sauce too.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/10/student-uses-sandwich-toaster-to-make-hot-cheese-snack-in-middle-of-lecture-4511681/

China

Will be moving to Beijing on the 24th of this month. Will be there a year.



I look forward to:

tasting their Chicken Chow Mein to see if it tastes any different from our Chow Mein flavour Pot Noodle,

calling people Chinky Bastards without repercussions,

seeing no gingers (China is nice and far from Scotland),

finding a local park with trees and pretending to die like Willem Dafoe in Platoon because Vietnam = China and all Asian people are the same,

and actually having stuff to see and write about on this blog.

420 pics

First 420 pics in a long time. It's kicking off again.