China

Will be moving to Beijing on the 24th of this month. Will be there a year.



I look forward to:

tasting their Chicken Chow Mein to see if it tastes any different from our Chow Mein flavour Pot Noodle,

calling people Chinky Bastards without repercussions,

seeing no gingers (China is nice and far from Scotland),

finding a local park with trees and pretending to die like Willem Dafoe in Platoon because Vietnam = China and all Asian people are the same,

and actually having stuff to see and write about on this blog.