Well it's Christmas, which means I have been completely alone for the past 4 days. Fellow flat mate/24BC writer Nicholas Rose took the train to Gloucester on Sunday where he is probably sat on his sofa eatinig crisps and watching the Sopranos repeats as I write this. Unfortunately for me I have been at work for the majority of the christmas period and only get the chance to go to Gloucester for Christmas day and boxing day. With the absence of Nick the living room has become cleaner, and the house has become colder (yes David I have turned my heating off during a large snowstorm). Not having Nick around isn't all great though.
When Nick is around I spend some of my time sat on our sofa watching him play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. He is unaware that I listen carefully to the immense shit talking and weird quotes that come out of his mouth, and have gathered but a few of his quotes to share with you all.
1. Claymores on this game are kind of shit. I think they’re pretty good
2. Fucking dickhead, i’ll shit in your mums mouth innit.
3. Everyone here is gay except for me.
4.(in reference to the rocket launcher glitch he discovered) Fuck you and your skill, I’ve got noob...ness
5. Fuck your mum
Merry Christmas Everyone!
and a special merry christmas for Aaron Cleveland, Andrew Wheeler and Dustin Collins who will most likely be in tears in a couple of weeks when Zach, David, Nic and Jake all come to the best continent on Earth for a semester.
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