Omegle

A week ago Kane forwarded me a link that had been passed to him by David O'Boyle;

Omegle.

so fast,
so easy,
so simple,

never before has trolling the internets been so easy.

Applying the theory that no females are on the internet against a population of hopeful cyber-sex-hungry males who deny this theory, is always going to end in one-ended heartbreak and one-ended laughter. Yes i pretend to be a female, but not always.

Sure, there are guys that expect you to have a webcam and pictures of yourself and all I can cough up is a Google image search of a big hairy man but there are some that you can string along for the ride.

It may seem sad to some but I find it hilarious and that's what matters. But of course I do enjoy sharing laughter with others on occasions which is why I plan to blog my experiences. After all I believe that human beings that actually sit at their computer, and bestow upon strangers the disgusting slug that is the human penis via webcam, warrant me wasting their time. You could call me a vigilante of the internet.

My only hope is that one day I will be just half as great and as talented as the king himself- Bloodninja. Here is some of his work:

http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/cybersexchatroll.htm


And so I bestow upon you a taster of more to come...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f california
Stranger: 17 m new york
Stranger: u got pics>
You: yes
Stranger: can i c them?
You: no
You: im fat
You: i dont want you to see them
Stranger: cmon please
Stranger: ill go on my webcam
You: unless you like tubby girlz
Stranger: yea i do
Stranger: :)
You: im 20 stone
You: 300lbs
Stranger: send me the pics :)
You: :(
You: sorry
Stranger: why not
You: i did take pictures but on polaroid
Stranger: ill jerkoff on cam 4 u
You: and i got hungry :(
Stranger: do u have a webcam babe?
You: i ate my webcam too
You: my fridge was empty
Stranger: ok shut the fuck up, ur probably a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

http://omegle.com