Burley Burglars & Bollocks Bobbies

The name 24BC is taken from our address here in Burley Park giving the impression that Burley Park is a sunny haven where life is pure perfection. Unfortunately there seems to be a sign on my forehead reading "Rob me" for all local criminals to see and take advantage of. I feel it is necessary to list the crime that has haunted us since our arrival at 24BC.

1. After I idiotically forgot to lock the door, a local dickhead decided to test our door and after finding it unlocked proceeded to rob our xbox 360, my camera, Nicks' wallet and some change. Bastards.

2. With the appetite for a pizza from our local takeaway, I went to the cash machine to withdraw some money for the occasion. Little did I know two middle-aged men were watching me and began to follow me to my destination. Before I realised it, 2 knives were held against my torso and 200 pounds later, I was released. Fortunately I told them that I was getting a Pizza and the generosity of the men poured out as they gave me 10 pounds of my own money back to purchase the pizza.

3. The most recent act of crime was the robbing of a certain peugot 205 from our driveway. It seems some brave criminal moved our bins, opened our gate, smashed the window and took the car in the middle of a sunday afternoon.


So why haven't these burglars been caught? Probably because the local police consist of people like our very own Ashley Franklin. Here are just two pictures of Ash in action.



This man is patrolling our streets so if you feel like performing an armed robbery at any time you can be safe in the knowledge that you will not be caught.