Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Nicholas Rose Quotes

So it's almost 6 o'clock on a Wednesday of which I have done nothing all day except talk about male shoppers in a Consumer Behaviour essay. Life is bleak.


Things are on the up though, because I have gathered a few more quotes from my COD addict/co-blog writer flatmate. As before, I have watched Nicholas while he played Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and this time in general life as well. When I heard some sort of ridiculous comment come out of his mouth I wrote it down. It's made more funny if you imagine the way he says each comment in his Gloucester accent.


  • Yeah, In England we fuck your mum
  • It must suck being Spanish, I bet your mums are prostitutes and shit
  • I swear I saw a girl go into tiger tiger wearing a hooters uniform. She doesn’t even work there! “Yeah I wanna look like a slut I’ll dress in a hooters uniform.”
  • I remember at Butlins there was this kid called Yarn.



It's a big shame that he won't be coming to America in the summer.

In other news it's 4/20 in 6 days. I wanted to do a 420 pics special, but after tearing a ligament in my knee I've been spending a lot of my time in the house doing work as opposed to doing more important things like finding 420's.

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