666 ways to masturbate

71. Masturbate at the table of a restaurant (example: TGIF).

72. Use a cactus.

73. If the cactus does not supply the pain you want then use a stinging nettle.

74. Masturbate in the swimming pool while an attractive girl swims near you. Just hope the water is not cold.

75. Substitute milk with sperm when making a cup of tea for a friend.

76. "On the back!"- Ricky Gervais.

77. Masturbate while getting a physical at the doctors.

78. Masturbate to the sweet sound of Justin Bieber.

79. Masturbate into an empty bottle of Smirnoff Ice, and then proceed to "Ice" the biggest bro you know. That way he's drinking your sperm.

80. Splodge off the top of a friend's house aiming for pedestrians down below.

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