'Next Blog'

A feature I first introduced to 24BC back in December, which I thought was dead and a one-time-thing pretty much as I was writing that post (soo hard to find another blog that's post-worthy in any way) but turns out that if you actually do click the button enough you WILL eventually find something.

This one goes out to Andrew Wheeler (you deleted me from your facebook friends just because I spammed you with the word FAGGIT, that's low man).

http://wanderer128.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

'JustTim Again's Pit Stop'

Tim:
"I am a bisexual man who has a fascination with the male armpit."

Good for you Tim.

Search Keywords

A couple of days ago, Nick and I decided to check out the stats tab for 24BC. The “search keywords” was the best bit. It’s a list of what people have searched on Google and as a result found a link to our blog. Obviously 666 ways to masturbate is a hit with people with wank fetishes. Here’s a list of some of those keywords.

• Masturbate with jar

• Nettle masturbate

• How to masturbate no mess

• Ways to masturbate

• Masturbate in car

• Fallout 3 masturbate

I really want to meet whoever wanted to masturbate to Fallout 3.

Style vs Practicality

So I just bought myself a pair of white tyres for my ride. I already had perfectly functional black ones of the same brand. The brand name is 'Cheng Shin' by the way that I really like the sound of as I always imagine the chinky guy who works at Shitty Wok in South Park saying it really fast and loud and it makes me smile.

Sadly I don't have a before picture but here's the after:



..after a 1 minute ride to the CO-OP in the dark and a 1 minute ride back.

Now my gleaming white tyres are shabby, and I'm officially as 'faggotish' as a chav/townie/bro who tries to keep his new pair of Reebok Classics/K-Swiss as white as long as possible, as I sub-consciously cry inside about it.


Plagiarism:
http://www.velodramatic.com/archives/2978

666 ways to masturbate

It's been a while.



81. Whilst skydiving - with your instructor strapped to your back.

82. Much like a drinking game; stroke once each time a girl complains/whines/cries/bitches whilst watching 'My Super Sweet 16'.

83. Pour ants all over your dick and get an anteater to lick them off.

84. Masturbate in the hospital after watching someone give birth.

85. Use a cigar cutter.

86. Masturbate to Dora the Explorer.

87. Sandwich your knob between 2 buttered crumpets and proceed to run the sandwich up and down the shaft.

88. Microwave some silly putty for 10 seconds to warm it up, and then fuck it up.

89. 'Post-bation', grate the dried bell-cheese onto an Italian dish as a suitable substitute for Parmesan.

90. Masturbate into a plug socket.



Thanks goes out to Kristie & Joe Stanley, and Crystal Bianco for some of these.

Keep 'em cummin' (pun), and if they're good they get posted/ editied & posted haha.

Century

Just came to my attention Kane's post yesterday 'Thanksgiving in USA' was 24BC's 100th post.

EDIT: That included drafts so it is in fact not 24BC's century post. Kane's post was the 90th.

Still, as a token of our gratitude for those that ever ventured away from stalking people on facebook or watching porn to read our blog, we leave you with what at least myself (and I bet Kane too once he sees it) will consider one of the best montages ever created, even outside of the youtube medium.

Credit goes to Frankie Smith for finding this gem, and the great man himself who made it: Harry Hanrahan.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2010/nov/24/nicolas-cage-losing-his-shit

Thanksgiving in USA

It's thanksgiving. I don't pretend to know anything about what it means and I can't really enjoy the masses amount of turkey available to me at no cost because of a bet with David. I reckon it's a holiday about slaying dem indian people. Whatever thanksgiving is, have a good one.

Birthday...

David O'Boyle celebrates his 22nd birthday today. As a 'Tribute to... David O'boyle" has still not come yet, I wont say anything except leave a photo for what will probably be his face on Saturday night. Happy Birthday, I guess you're kind of cool.
Everyone has seen this photo a hundred times, but to be honest it's always funny.

George Costanza'd

Hope y'all had a happy halloween.

Mine was spent as an 8 ball/black guy.
Kristie was Ziggy Stardust.
Joe was Bateman.

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