It's been a while.
81. Whilst skydiving - with your instructor strapped to your back.
82. Much like a drinking game; stroke once each time a girl complains/whines/cries/bitches whilst watching 'My Super Sweet 16'.
83. Pour ants all over your dick and get an anteater to lick them off.
84. Masturbate in the hospital after watching someone give birth.
85. Use a cigar cutter.
86. Masturbate to Dora the Explorer.
87. Sandwich your knob between 2 buttered crumpets and proceed to run the sandwich up and down the shaft.
88. Microwave some silly putty for 10 seconds to warm it up, and then fuck it up.
89. 'Post-bation', grate the dried bell-cheese onto an Italian dish as a suitable substitute for Parmesan.
90. Masturbate into a plug socket.
Thanks goes out to Kristie & Joe Stanley, and Crystal Bianco for some of these.
Keep 'em cummin' (pun), and if they're good they get posted/ editied & posted haha.
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