420 Pics

Andy Wheeler Special!

For a guy that refuses to drink alcohol because of obligations to karate, Andy Wheeler has a keen eye for gettin'high with 420's. Here is a collection of pictures Andy has taken for me while he showed off his shaved legs on his fixed gear bike.







I'll be honest, some of these are a bit rubbish, but I like the post box one.

Kanemas

I have spent my Christmas alone this year. In fact I haven't had any proper human interaction today sitting at home on my own. So if for some reason you were interested in what a guy like me does on Christmas day well this is what I do...






Obviously my Christmas owns!

Oh yeah, lest we forget,
Kane Stanley.
At home alone,
this festive period.
No bitch to make him dinner,
No-one to share his cracker with.
LOL

Merry Christmas from 24BC

'Next Blog'

After sifting through loads of blogs boasting about their family and the latest jailbait that they just produced I found this:

http://uglysheetcake.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

Kudos to this guy for fulfilling the sexual lives of the few people on earth who get off on pictures of ugly, misformed pies.

R33L Century: 666 ways to masturbate

To celebrate the genuine 100th post on 24BC I leave you with 10 more ways to blow your load, from 91 to that magic number.



91. Dip your pole into your girlfriend/mum's cocoa butter, make yourself explode into the cocoa butter, screw lid back on cocoa butter.

92. Masturbate onto the roof of a dog's mouth so like peanut butter, it has trouble eating it.

93. Whilst watching Harry potter, and get a toy figurine to ride your dick like it's playing Quidditch.

94. Masturbate in the jungle.

95. Whilst in a public toilet, stood next to other men in the urinal.

96. Upside down 69 with a blow-up-doll (you on top rather than bottom).

97. Masturbate with jar?

98. Masturbate in car.

99. Masturbate to Fallout 3

100. Get a 100 year-old to tug it.

420 Pics

Blood test. Courtesy of Frankie Smith.



(Incase you wondered if Barack was chill or not)

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Skinpeeler
vv33X

Courtesy of Joe Stanley:



A youtube comment sums it up:

"This is scripted, but this does happen. The only sick part of it is...WHY THEY REENACTED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. That's just gross. The kid could have just told his story, geez"

1 year to date..

..that 24BC was created.

Somehow Kane and I have kept up with this shit.


Plans for the future of 24BC:

- Post more shit.

- Reach 666 fame.

- More 420 pics.

- Discover exactly why people want to masturbate to Fallout 3.

- Maybe one day buy our own domain address.

- Possibly Monetise our blog - this will probably lead to advertisements involving growing your penis, pornographic versions of facebook, and etcetera. If this happens please click on them so that Kane and I earn money.


ONWARD!!