To celebrate the genuine 100th post on 24BC I leave you with 10 more ways to blow your load, from 91 to that magic number.
91. Dip your pole into your girlfriend/mum's cocoa butter, make yourself explode into the cocoa butter, screw lid back on cocoa butter.
92. Masturbate onto the roof of a dog's mouth so like peanut butter, it has trouble eating it.
93. Whilst watching Harry potter, and get a toy figurine to ride your dick like it's playing Quidditch.
94. Masturbate in the jungle.
95. Whilst in a public toilet, stood next to other men in the urinal.
96. Upside down 69 with a blow-up-doll (you on top rather than bottom).
97. Masturbate with jar?
98. Masturbate in car.
99. Masturbate to Fallout 3
100. Get a 100 year-old to tug it.
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