Tuesday, December 21, 2010

R33L Century: 666 ways to masturbate

To celebrate the genuine 100th post on 24BC I leave you with 10 more ways to blow your load, from 91 to that magic number.



91. Dip your pole into your girlfriend/mum's cocoa butter, make yourself explode into the cocoa butter, screw lid back on cocoa butter.

92. Masturbate onto the roof of a dog's mouth so like peanut butter, it has trouble eating it.

93. Whilst watching Harry potter, and get a toy figurine to ride your dick like it's playing Quidditch.

94. Masturbate in the jungle.

95. Whilst in a public toilet, stood next to other men in the urinal.

96. Upside down 69 with a blow-up-doll (you on top rather than bottom).

97. Masturbate with jar?

98. Masturbate in car.

99. Masturbate to Fallout 3

100. Get a 100 year-old to tug it.

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