Friday, January 21, 2011

666 ways to masturbate

101. Through your trouser pocket, whilst stood waiting in a queue for a bus.

102. Onto a gypsy's caravan.

103. Onto a gypsy's ma.

104. Masturbate in a changing room of a charity shop. Ideally Oxfam as those bastards charge high prices.

105. Cum into sock.

106. Poop into your hands then do it.

107. Masturbate whilst sitting on a park bench.

108. Extract the sausage out of a sausage roll, and fit penis into the pastry, then masturbate.

109. Masturbate into fridge.

110. Back-hand a small child, and then go into your room and masturbate over the thought what you just did.

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