101. Through your trouser pocket, whilst stood waiting in a queue for a bus.
102. Onto a gypsy's caravan.
103. Onto a gypsy's ma.
104. Masturbate in a changing room of a charity shop. Ideally Oxfam as those bastards charge high prices.
105. Cum into sock.
106. Poop into your hands then do it.
107. Masturbate whilst sitting on a park bench.
108. Extract the sausage out of a sausage roll, and fit penis into the pastry, then masturbate.
109. Masturbate into fridge.
110. Back-hand a small child, and then go into your room and masturbate over the thought what you just did.
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