Spice Girls- Spice

I'm going to do the odd record review on 24bc in an attempt to rival all those indie boy blogs that are solely based on reviewing indie music. Cunts.

The first review I've decided to write is the debut album by the Spice Girls entitled "Spice."

The Spice Girls were four pretty fit sluts and one dyke called Sporty Spice. I also thought it was really funny that the token black Spice Girl was called Scary Spice. That's because black people are thought upon as scary and violent, like a pit bull or something. She wasn't that fit during the spice girls, but I'd probably dog her now.
Posh Spice was always fit and so was Baby Spice, but Ginger Spice (the fucking ginner) was only fit sometimes. Ginger Spice was also the only one that would get her baps out, which was cool.


Anyway their music was kind of cool considering it was a girl band in the 90's. The best song on the album was "2 Become 1" because it sounds like it's a song about a man entering a woman so they're attached and therefore 2 become 1. Otherwise there were some other songs that you could sing along to and that, but they were basically eye candy, because they wore short skirts and shit.



Is that a better review than some indie boy?