111. Kiss your mum then masturbate.
112. Kiss your father, massage your prostate.
113. Find a way to get arrested so you can get handcuffed and thrown into a police car. Then wrap the mini chain connecting the handcuffs around your dick, whilst staring into the eyes of the driving policeman through the mirror.
114. Masturbate to your house mates girlfriend urinating.
115. At an ICP concert.
116. Celebrate scoring a goal in football by jerking it onto the corner flag.
117. Masturbate into someones shoe a few minutes before they have to put it on.
118. Substitute the milk in your cereal with your man juice.
119. Go on a safari for the sole purpose of masturbating to two lions having sex. It's not cool if you do it at the zoo.
120. Do it at the zoo
Credit to Cole for a few of those
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