Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, i ma female
You: :)
Stranger: Pic?
You: im too fat
You: :(
Stranger: Idc
You: i weight 19 stone
Stranger: Pic anyways
You: how do i do pic?
Stranger: I bet you're pretty
Stranger: Send a link
You: ok
You: i make tiny pic pic for you
You: so you can see
You: :)
Stranger: :]
You: http://tinypic.com/r/ame6uo/7
You: you think me sexy?
Stranger: I don't think that's you
You: why you say that?
Stranger: I'm a magician; I already know what you look like
You: can you magic?
You: like harry potter?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.