120. Granny porn.
121. Use Gravy.
122. Jerk it into some Beef Jerky.
123. Masturbate whilst taking a dump.
124. Masturbate whilst wearing an Anorak.
125. Masturbate into teacher's coffee.
126. Use the mucus from your runny nose when you have a cold.
127. Use WD40.
128. Adjust an adjustable spanner to your girth, then use that.
129. Onto the shower curtain when you take a shower.
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