Friday, May 13, 2011

666 ways to masturbate

130. Stare into your neighbors window. Make sure they're home and they can see exactly what you're doing. What you're doing is mstrb8ing.

131. Pump it at a campsite whilst making bear noises of pleasure. May scare a couple of people.

132. If you've made a rubbish powerpoint presentation, masturbate during. It will take the attention off your presentation and onto your average sized penis.

133. At 4:20 with some weed.

134. Tuna and Mayonaise sandwich. Obvious substitute for mayo.

135. Onto a girls roll-on deodorant. That way she won't be able to smell fresh for the day even though she thinks she will.

136. At a baseball game during the national anthem.

137. In someones hat just before they wear it.

138. Get to the public swimming pool before the crowds roll in. They'll have a surprise when they arrive.

139. At an ICP concert. They'd probably be hyped.

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