130. Stare into your neighbors window. Make sure they're home and they can see exactly what you're doing. What you're doing is mstrb8ing.
131. Pump it at a campsite whilst making bear noises of pleasure. May scare a couple of people.
132. If you've made a rubbish powerpoint presentation, masturbate during. It will take the attention off your presentation and onto your average sized penis.
133. At 4:20 with some weed.
134. Tuna and Mayonaise sandwich. Obvious substitute for mayo.
135. Onto a girls roll-on deodorant. That way she won't be able to smell fresh for the day even though she thinks she will.
136. At a baseball game during the national anthem.
137. In someones hat just before they wear it.
138. Get to the public swimming pool before the crowds roll in. They'll have a surprise when they arrive.
139. At an ICP concert. They'd probably be hyped.
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