Jack Bauer killed Osama

This is how it happened:

Jack Bauer found Osama in his mudhut,
then Jack took his new chum for some beers.
And Jack got drunk and horny,
but in a gay way.
He pulled his trousers down,
and forced Osama to suck his dick,
and skull-fucked Osama so hard,
that he pierced a hole in the back of his head.
And Osama died.

The End.


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