Here's a few more funny gems from the coolest thing about guess her muff... the comments.
- If she has Parkinson's, she could probably give you a pretty decent hand job.
- I want to stick my tongue in her butt and wiggle it around while I go, "Loloolooo llolwwwwwooooww wlowwww ssmmmmmffffttt"
Then I would fuck her in the ass while she is bent over that orange chair. As I am about to come I would pull out my cock, spin her around and explode deep in her throat. After that I would wipe my dick on the blanket in the chair, smack her in the ass one time and grab a beer from her fridge as I searched for my keys...
- She could probably keep the same battery pack by her bed to run both her vibrator and defibrillator.
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