G* RIOTS

As most of you may know, chavs have been running riot in UK cities since Saturday night, trying to compensate for their failed science GCSEs by attempts to understand combustion, and looting shops in much the same way they steal from their mothers' purse. There is no purpose to their actions.

As of Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, Kane and myself's birthplace of Gloucester is also a site for this faggotry, although in no way measures up to the scenes in London.

(Police in Gloucester City centre GL1 just off Eastgate Street)

‎From BBC News:

"02:42:

Gloucestershire Police say they are dealing with what they called a "gathering" in the Brunswick area of Gloucester.

There has been some disorder around the city, with roaming youths setting fires in bins.

And a major fire has taken hold at the old Brunswick Road campus of Gloscat (Gloucestershire College of Art and Technology), a large 60s building that has been derelict since the college moved in 2007. It's next to Gloucester library which reports suggest is also on fire."

Not in Leeds though, no no. Police dealt with attempts at starting a riot by giving one ugly cunt a makeover by shooting him in the face, and some little 14 year old brat got bitten by a police dog, probably a cute Alsatian who now deserves a nice walk and a new bone. This thus dispersed the crowd that had grown, and sent the faggots on their way with their tails between their legs. FUU-KYOFF.

Bystander Photo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-14449656



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