666 ways to masturbate

It's been a while since the last 666 ways to masturbate post. Here's some new ways...

#170. Wrap a microwaved banana peel around ya dixxx and proceed to masturbate with the warmth of the fruity, yellow, slimy material.

#171. Use gone off milk as lube. The clumps of smelly cheesy milk will make it a lot easier.

#172. Make a hand out of Lego blocks. Use it to give yourself a hand job.

#173. Purchase a "tickle me Elmo" from Toys (backwards) R Us. Make Elmo do the tickling.

#174. Stick your penis in a plug socket.

#175. Masturbate with a bar of soap. Watch out though, your pee pee hole will hurt later.