Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: oh good
You: im female ^^
Stranger: oh r u horny
You: yeah a tiny bit
Stranger: wanna do cyber
You: uhm ohkay ;)
Stranger: u go first
You: ok so i just finished a late shift at the tootthbrush factory
Stranger: hey babe
You: and im coming home all tired in my red fiat
You: when i see a roadblock and have to take a detour
You: which takes an extra hour for me to get home
You: so when i get home im too tired for your small dick
You: cant be assed
You: sorry mate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.