Skype

David O'Boyle and I have been communicating mainly through skype since my departure from America.

Ever since we both discovered that skype was the most efficient way of communicating from different continents, our conversations have always ended the same way. It still puzzles me how/why David decided to spring this on me one day, but in a joking manner (hopefully) he told me to "mstrb8" in a disturbing way. This has now become somewhat of a traditional way to end all conversations, with each of us sharing equally weird ways to "mstrb8."

I have collected many of these conversation enders and wish to share them.
Make a note that David was the main contributor to these:


- mstrb8 into nick's jam

- oh an mstrb8 while nick's gone

- masturbate in the shower and plug up your drain

- mstrb8 to pictures of black girls with ultra pink baginas

- mstrb8 on some chicks 80085 or b00bs

- Mstrb8 to the cod. while on the mic.

- Mstrb8 in the library... and then jizz in my hand and wipe it across tables where people are sat.

- Mstrb8 on the till at work

- Mstrb8 into a drink to cure your hangover

- Mstrb8 on the paper you write on. Then turn it in. With a sperm signature

- Mstrb8 to economist magazine

- Mstrb8 to the teachers goodbye speech



I'm sure there will be more of these in the future as we become more immature with age.

Special kudos for David for saying "baginas"