420 Pics

Andy Wheeler Special!

For a guy that refuses to drink alcohol because of obligations to karate, Andy Wheeler has a keen eye for gettin'high with 420's. Here is a collection of pictures Andy has taken for me while he showed off his shaved legs on his fixed gear bike.







I'll be honest, some of these are a bit rubbish, but I like the post box one.

Kanemas

I have spent my Christmas alone this year. In fact I haven't had any proper human interaction today sitting at home on my own. So if for some reason you were interested in what a guy like me does on Christmas day well this is what I do...






Obviously my Christmas owns!

Oh yeah, lest we forget,
Kane Stanley.
At home alone,
this festive period.
No bitch to make him dinner,
No-one to share his cracker with.
LOL

Merry Christmas from 24BC

'Next Blog'

After sifting through loads of blogs boasting about their family and the latest jailbait that they just produced I found this:

http://uglysheetcake.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

Kudos to this guy for fulfilling the sexual lives of the few people on earth who get off on pictures of ugly, misformed pies.

R33L Century: 666 ways to masturbate

To celebrate the genuine 100th post on 24BC I leave you with 10 more ways to blow your load, from 91 to that magic number.



91. Dip your pole into your girlfriend/mum's cocoa butter, make yourself explode into the cocoa butter, screw lid back on cocoa butter.

92. Masturbate onto the roof of a dog's mouth so like peanut butter, it has trouble eating it.

93. Whilst watching Harry potter, and get a toy figurine to ride your dick like it's playing Quidditch.

94. Masturbate in the jungle.

95. Whilst in a public toilet, stood next to other men in the urinal.

96. Upside down 69 with a blow-up-doll (you on top rather than bottom).

97. Masturbate with jar?

98. Masturbate in car.

99. Masturbate to Fallout 3

100. Get a 100 year-old to tug it.

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Blood test. Courtesy of Frankie Smith.



(Incase you wondered if Barack was chill or not)

XBOX GAMERTAGS

Add us.

Skinpeeler
vv33X

Courtesy of Joe Stanley:



A youtube comment sums it up:

"This is scripted, but this does happen. The only sick part of it is...WHY THEY REENACTED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. That's just gross. The kid could have just told his story, geez"

1 year to date..

..that 24BC was created.

Somehow Kane and I have kept up with this shit.


Plans for the future of 24BC:

- Post more shit.

- Reach 666 fame.

- More 420 pics.

- Discover exactly why people want to masturbate to Fallout 3.

- Maybe one day buy our own domain address.

- Possibly Monetise our blog - this will probably lead to advertisements involving growing your penis, pornographic versions of facebook, and etcetera. If this happens please click on them so that Kane and I earn money.


ONWARD!!

'Next Blog'

A feature I first introduced to 24BC back in December, which I thought was dead and a one-time-thing pretty much as I was writing that post (soo hard to find another blog that's post-worthy in any way) but turns out that if you actually do click the button enough you WILL eventually find something.

This one goes out to Andrew Wheeler (you deleted me from your facebook friends just because I spammed you with the word FAGGIT, that's low man).

http://wanderer128.blogspot.com/?expref=next-blog

'JustTim Again's Pit Stop'

Tim:
"I am a bisexual man who has a fascination with the male armpit."

Good for you Tim.

Search Keywords

A couple of days ago, Nick and I decided to check out the stats tab for 24BC. The “search keywords” was the best bit. It’s a list of what people have searched on Google and as a result found a link to our blog. Obviously 666 ways to masturbate is a hit with people with wank fetishes. Here’s a list of some of those keywords.

• Masturbate with jar

• Nettle masturbate

• How to masturbate no mess

• Ways to masturbate

• Masturbate in car

• Fallout 3 masturbate

I really want to meet whoever wanted to masturbate to Fallout 3.

Style vs Practicality

So I just bought myself a pair of white tyres for my ride. I already had perfectly functional black ones of the same brand. The brand name is 'Cheng Shin' by the way that I really like the sound of as I always imagine the chinky guy who works at Shitty Wok in South Park saying it really fast and loud and it makes me smile.

Sadly I don't have a before picture but here's the after:



..after a 1 minute ride to the CO-OP in the dark and a 1 minute ride back.

Now my gleaming white tyres are shabby, and I'm officially as 'faggotish' as a chav/townie/bro who tries to keep his new pair of Reebok Classics/K-Swiss as white as long as possible, as I sub-consciously cry inside about it.


Plagiarism:
http://www.velodramatic.com/archives/2978

666 ways to masturbate

It's been a while.



81. Whilst skydiving - with your instructor strapped to your back.

82. Much like a drinking game; stroke once each time a girl complains/whines/cries/bitches whilst watching 'My Super Sweet 16'.

83. Pour ants all over your dick and get an anteater to lick them off.

84. Masturbate in the hospital after watching someone give birth.

85. Use a cigar cutter.

86. Masturbate to Dora the Explorer.

87. Sandwich your knob between 2 buttered crumpets and proceed to run the sandwich up and down the shaft.

88. Microwave some silly putty for 10 seconds to warm it up, and then fuck it up.

89. 'Post-bation', grate the dried bell-cheese onto an Italian dish as a suitable substitute for Parmesan.

90. Masturbate into a plug socket.



Thanks goes out to Kristie & Joe Stanley, and Crystal Bianco for some of these.

Keep 'em cummin' (pun), and if they're good they get posted/ editied & posted haha.

Century

Just came to my attention Kane's post yesterday 'Thanksgiving in USA' was 24BC's 100th post.

EDIT: That included drafts so it is in fact not 24BC's century post. Kane's post was the 90th.

Still, as a token of our gratitude for those that ever ventured away from stalking people on facebook or watching porn to read our blog, we leave you with what at least myself (and I bet Kane too once he sees it) will consider one of the best montages ever created, even outside of the youtube medium.

Credit goes to Frankie Smith for finding this gem, and the great man himself who made it: Harry Hanrahan.



http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2010/nov/24/nicolas-cage-losing-his-shit

Thanksgiving in USA

It's thanksgiving. I don't pretend to know anything about what it means and I can't really enjoy the masses amount of turkey available to me at no cost because of a bet with David. I reckon it's a holiday about slaying dem indian people. Whatever thanksgiving is, have a good one.

Birthday...

David O'Boyle celebrates his 22nd birthday today. As a 'Tribute to... David O'boyle" has still not come yet, I wont say anything except leave a photo for what will probably be his face on Saturday night. Happy Birthday, I guess you're kind of cool.
Everyone has seen this photo a hundred times, but to be honest it's always funny.

George Costanza'd

Hope y'all had a happy halloween.

Mine was spent as an 8 ball/black guy.
Kristie was Ziggy Stardust.
Joe was Bateman.

xxx666xxx

Omegle

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?!

Stranger: Good! you?

You: meh i've had a bit of a rough day

Stranger: I'm sorry

Stranger: I've had a rough couple of weeks

Stranger: what was your day like?

You: i started my trial today. they're saying i raped some girl

You: she was into it at first, but when she said stop i was already too far in

Stranger: ohhhhhhh

Stranger: that really sucks

You: yeaaap

Stranger: you cant trust women

Stranger: you just cant

You: no you cant, especially when they're drunk

Stranger: mhmm

Stranger: to true

Stranger: we'll best of luck to you

You: cheers

Stranger: hows it looking?

You: not so good

You: they got picture evidence of some bruises on her from it and that

You: to be fair she was scratching me too, so in my opinion that's fair game for hard sex

Stranger: easy misunderstanding

You: also i have a female lawyer so i can't see that being a good thing

You: she's fit though

Stranger: oh true

Stranger: Courts favor women a lot.....but you never know, best of luck

You: yeah i'll be areet

You: at least if i go to prison i can think back to that night, it was pretty fun

Stranger: haha

Stranger: thats the spirit!

You: ha

Stranger: we'll i have to go

Stranger: good luck

You: cheers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

420 pics

The first cool thing Andy Wheeler has ever done was send me this picture of a typical Boulder tramp trying to scrounge money. Scum

Cheers Andy

Chill the fukkout

Physiology of Behaviour 1

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I got to 4th prestige and then 20% into getting my 5th.




(Yet another Co-Op 420)
I know it costing 420 is an incentive but buying wine still makes you gay.




Taxi fare.

Lack of focus

Something I did in a Human Development lecture once and always meant to post here. I didn't draw the baby, I just coloured it in with highlighter.

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Rob Jones Special!

Today baby faced ladies man Rob Jones adds his additions to 420 pics. Taking a break from writing for tempchillzone.blogspot.com which took a turn for the worse the other day with the arrival of Andy Wheeler (who I fought and drew), Rob has focused some of his time on getting ace pictures for us here at 24BC. Enjoy

Lately we have been religiously playing a demo of a game about rolling a ball around and collecting random shit. Rob got his ball to 4 Metres 20. We were all pretty fucking hyped.

Probably some Boulder cafe that set that price on purpose.

EDIT: I feel every 420 pic deserves it's own caption. This is probably some shit basketball game yanks play that is shit purely because it isn't FIFA.

Bites

I had bed bugs : (

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Cole Paulson finding another great 420 pic.

Pool People

As David and I live in an apartment overlooking a swimming pool I'm starting a new addition to 24BC. Pool People is literally the people I see at our apartment swimming pool. It probably wont be around too long though as the pool season is about to be over.

some slut that thinks she's a model. She's with some old bloke who probably has a wank to the thoughts of the day when he gets home and some fatty who probably has a wank to a chocolate bar when he gets home.

Bro party with one slut. I bet none of them got any from her