A local eyewitness has informed me that our local Onestop shop has been held up by a man with a machete. I'm sure he's probably on the way to our house right now to add to our recent luck with crime.
If I'm dead by machete in the morning I give my xbox 360 gamertag to Joedan Stanley to permanently rid him of his hilariously bad gamertags.
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