Them Fuckin' Guys

Just thought I would educate the Americans that read this blog onto some of the faggots currently residing in England or 'Britain' as they like to call it.

This would probably qualify for David's feature on MainGrain entitled 'That Fuckin' Guy' although these faggots aren't few and far between unfortunately. So I've changed 'That' to 'Them'.

These faggots are discernible by what they wear. They call it the 'Campus look' or something like that.

This fashion trend is a tell-tale sign of a closet homosexual, and subsequently I can conclude that there are a lot of closet homosexuals in Leeds.

One symptom this faggotry is the sporting of over sized baggy sweatpants. Personally I limit the use of the ones I own to less than public places, or when I feel like the people outside are due a visit of one of my many awkward boners (by the way, visit awkwardboners.com for some lulz) then I crack 'em out; Yeah I'd say sweatpants are the most obvious choice of wear for the lower half of your body to display the fact you got a boner, jeans if you prefer to be more discrete.

Anyway, back on topic.

Another symptom are the daps or plimsolls that they wear. Sometimes black, but more often than not white which presents them a serious problem of keeping them clean. Yeah, despite it being a casual style, bleach-white shoes are a must. If they get dirty I imagine they buy new ones or get their mum to wash them. Apparently its cool to take all your washing home to mummy.

Last but not least: The oversized beanie. These are almost on par with the Du-Rags colored people wear in America in terms of faggotness. (I was going to refer to them as the N word but at 24BC we prefer to remain PC and refer to them as coloreds.)



The contradiction of it is that despite it supposedly being part of a casual style, the people wearing them are very concerned about the way it looks constantly prodding the overhang like it was a fresh perm, making sure it looks good. It doesnt look good, it looks gay. Seriously, look at the guy in the picture, he definitely wants a good 'ole cock in his mouth for sure.

Personally I'd ban the fucking things and punish those who break my law with bum rape to help them realise and confirm their homosexuality. Also, you could probably fit like an ounce of weed in there or a few hundred pills so its dangerous for society which is more reason to ban them. Besides, smurfs are too cool to have faggots impersonating them.


Speaking of smurfs..

http://stacksofstankness.blogspot.com/2008/07/smurf-porn-seriously-weird-shit.html