A somewhat new feature to 24BC; but really just carrying on from the homosexual discussions Kane and David O'Gayle have over Skype. So I'm sure they will have alot to contribute to this. I just thought it would be cool to have 666 something on our blog and what better than for it to be the sin of pleasing one's self.
1. Masturbate onto a cars windscreen. When the owner uses the windscreen wipers the problem will only get worse.
2. Use a sachet of real mayonaise then masturbate and insert your semen into the sachet and seal it back up and return it to the restaurant. It's lower fat than the real thing so you're basically saving lives.
3. Masturbate into your hand then fling it into Jodie Foster's hair.
4. Masturbate on the pages in the bible where Jesus gets crucified so that the pages stick together, it's too depressing to read.
5. Masturbate in the goalie area of a football pitch so he potentially has to dive in it.
6. At Christmas time climb down a neighbour's chimney and masturbate into one of their children's stockings. It's basically a big sock.
7. Masturbate after being MVP on Call of Duty, you deserve it.
8. Paint your hand green and pretend Shrek is giving you a handjob.
9. Masturbate then paint a Swastika with your semen.
10. Blow your load onto your friend's new white shoes. Don't worry, he'll never notice.
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