Crutches and mstrb8

For the couple of readers that may still keep up with 24BC I thought it would be nice to give an update of what has been happening.

For the past 7 weeks or so I have been organising a 5-aside football team that plays every week on wednesdays. We aren't that good although we did make it to the semi finals of our first tournament and finished 2nd in our league (which wasn't hard as one team never played and there were only 4 in our league.) The end of the season tournament was played on Wednesday with a team put together at the last minute due to "injuries" (Fraser having some girly tonsil problem and Ash having a girly throat problem the week before. Probably caused by both of them sucking each other off.)
Long story short, during the tournament that we failed to pass the group stages in, I heard a large crack in my knee and have since spent most of a day in Accident & Emergency and the rest of my time sat on the couch playing COD and fifa and watching Nick get angry at COD.

I also thought it was going to be really cool when the doctor gave me some crutches so I could grow dreads and do lame tricks like this guy.
Truth is I'm shit at using crutches and I now have bruises and blisters on my hands and feel sorry for myself 100% of the time.
So to potentially use up some of your time, I leave you with some more mstrb8 quotes from Skype conversations between myself and David O'boyle, because all of our conversations are immature and hilarious.

• Mstrb8 with you tears
• Mstrb8 on the examiner
• brb. Got 2 go Mstrb8 in the laundry
• Mstrb8 in the bafroom at work thinking of ya boss's buh huh
• mstrb8 in a sock and throw it in with your clean socks so maybe you put it on someday
• mstrb8 in your new clothes to wear them in
• mstrb8 outside in the cold before your boner dies
• mstrb8 on the planes wheels so the plane can't move because it's like super glue
• mstrb8 on the train and get it on the person across from you
• mstrb8 into a washcloth and tell nick you made him a warm cloth to freshen up with.
• mstrb8 in the wine and give it to some slag
• mstrb8 into that hat I got you and then let somebody borrow it
• mstrb8 in the middle of the football pitch with everyone watching. Just stop, middle of the game and start mstrb8ing.
• mstrb8 onto your knee, let it dry to make a cast.
  

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