Amurrricah

So I've been in America for a week now and there is a list of things I wanted to have done a week into my new American life...

1. After not seeing David O'Boyle for a few weeks, make a joke about how much he's probably gained weight since he left England.

2. Start Karate in a most likely successful attempt to get a black belt before Andy Wheeler (actually I'm not a gay so I wont do karate.)

3. Watch England destroy USA in the World Cup chanting ROONEY for 90 minutes.

4. Not miss the frequent odd sounding farts of Nicholas Rose.

5. Tell my brother that the only thing Ben wanted to tell him from England was "Joe chop is a nob.""

After a week the only one of those 5 things I've been able to do is the last one thanks to Robert Green. Sadly, I do miss fellow 24BC writer Nicholas Rose and his frequent farts. Who can share non politically correct jokes with me now?

Aaron Cleveland maybe.

Hopefully after 2 weeks I can make multiple fat jokes about David O'Boyle. I bet he looks like this...

(Moustache and back hair included)

..oh and Kane

Despite getting that window seat I hope a fat fuck ends up sitting next to you on the plane AND your worst fear comes true. For those of you that don't know it is diarrhea. Just so that I can hear the story afterwards and chuckle at your misfortune. Although fat people usually take up those isle seats to the dismay of the make-up-laden sluts and faggots who push the meal and duty-free carts, and you were careful of what you ate before you left.



Also, don't forget to update the blog regularly of your exploits there over the pond.

end of an era

Kane just left 24BC forever, currently on a train to LAANDAAN to get a flight to SCUMERICA.

There were no tears but it's still pretty sad :(