Despite getting that window seat I hope a fat fuck ends up sitting next to you on the plane AND your worst fear comes true. For those of you that don't know it is diarrhea. Just so that I can hear the story afterwards and chuckle at your misfortune. Although fat people usually take up those isle seats to the dismay of the make-up-laden sluts and faggots who push the meal and duty-free carts, and you were careful of what you ate before you left.
Also, don't forget to update the blog regularly of your exploits there over the pond.
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