Amurrricah

So I've been in America for a week now and there is a list of things I wanted to have done a week into my new American life...

1. After not seeing David O'Boyle for a few weeks, make a joke about how much he's probably gained weight since he left England.

2. Start Karate in a most likely successful attempt to get a black belt before Andy Wheeler (actually I'm not a gay so I wont do karate.)

3. Watch England destroy USA in the World Cup chanting ROONEY for 90 minutes.

4. Not miss the frequent odd sounding farts of Nicholas Rose.

5. Tell my brother that the only thing Ben wanted to tell him from England was "Joe chop is a nob.""

After a week the only one of those 5 things I've been able to do is the last one thanks to Robert Green. Sadly, I do miss fellow 24BC writer Nicholas Rose and his frequent farts. Who can share non politically correct jokes with me now?

Aaron Cleveland maybe.

Hopefully after 2 weeks I can make multiple fat jokes about David O'Boyle. I bet he looks like this...

(Moustache and back hair included)