Saturday, January 29, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
My Own Personal Holocaust
Was watching a programme on TV earlier about Gypsy weddings, and it spurred me to add another post depicting 'My Own Personal Holocaust' so soon after my first one. But in all honesty, there are so many different people, and groups of people I hate, that I wouldn't be surprised if I bring myself to write a post each week about it.
I don't need to say why I hate Gypsies, as pretty much everyone in England hates them too, unless they are Gypsy-sympathisers, in which case they would die too, a worse death in fact.
One ideal way to dispose of them - hand them over to Richard Hammond. Hammond to me, would be like Himmler was to Hitler.
Monday, January 24, 2011
"His accent matched his style, and both were great."
'Boulder Fashion Seen'
http://carolinetreadway.wordpress.com/2010/12/04/boulder-fashion-seen-on-pearl-story-by-katie-brown-photos-by-caroline-treadway/
Scroll down, and there he is: 24BC's own #1, Kane Stanley, putting Vogue to shame.
http://carolinetreadway.wordpress.com/2010/12/04/boulder-fashion-seen-on-pearl-story-by-katie-brown-photos-by-caroline-treadway/
Scroll down, and there he is: 24BC's own #1, Kane Stanley, putting Vogue to shame.
Friday, January 21, 2011
666 ways to masturbate
101. Through your trouser pocket, whilst stood waiting in a queue for a bus.
102. Onto a gypsy's caravan.
103. Onto a gypsy's ma.
104. Masturbate in a changing room of a charity shop. Ideally Oxfam as those bastards charge high prices.
105. Cum into sock.
106. Poop into your hands then do it.
107. Masturbate whilst sitting on a park bench.
108. Extract the sausage out of a sausage roll, and fit penis into the pastry, then masturbate.
109. Masturbate into fridge.
110. Back-hand a small child, and then go into your room and masturbate over the thought what you just did.
102. Onto a gypsy's caravan.
103. Onto a gypsy's ma.
104. Masturbate in a changing room of a charity shop. Ideally Oxfam as those bastards charge high prices.
105. Cum into sock.
106. Poop into your hands then do it.
107. Masturbate whilst sitting on a park bench.
108. Extract the sausage out of a sausage roll, and fit penis into the pastry, then masturbate.
109. Masturbate into fridge.
110. Back-hand a small child, and then go into your room and masturbate over the thought what you just did.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
T.I.A. huh
I found this and thought it was pretty funny.
www.youmightlikethis.com/2011/01/this-is-america/
It's funny because it's about Americans
www.youmightlikethis.com/2011/01/this-is-america/
It's funny because it's about Americans
Monday, January 17, 2011
My Own Personal Holocaust
A new feature from myself: I bring you tales of hatred and predjudice, and occasionally try to justify it.
First on the agenda: James Corden.
For those of you who do not know of the guy, you are fortunate.
First on the agenda: James Corden.
For those of you who do not know of the guy, you are fortunate.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
"KILL NATURE"
Aside from the comedy of this video (fuck you if you don't find it funny, go watch 'Big Bang Theory' instead), I believe the guy sounds like David O'Boyle. At least some times.
In case you disagree, this video may prove to be a better example:
Go to 2:00 for the best comparison, and WTF is he doing at 2:33? Laughing through his ass or some shit. If you still disagree then watch them anyway as they might make you lol. Otherwise, as you were.
Here are some other videos by 'Brad', who is essentially a bum who just plays video games and makes commentaries about them. And let's face it, there have been videos of David playing COD so there are similarities between the two men. Soul-mates?
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Spice Girls- Spice
I'm going to do the odd record review on 24bc in an attempt to rival all those indie boy blogs that are solely based on reviewing indie music. Cunts.
The first review I've decided to write is the debut album by the Spice Girls entitled "Spice."
The Spice Girls were four pretty fit sluts and one dyke called Sporty Spice. I also thought it was really funny that the token black Spice Girl was called Scary Spice. That's because black people are thought upon as scary and violent, like a pit bull or something. She wasn't that fit during the spice girls, but I'd probably dog her now.
Posh Spice was always fit and so was Baby Spice, but Ginger Spice (the fucking ginner) was only fit sometimes. Ginger Spice was also the only one that would get her baps out, which was cool.
Anyway their music was kind of cool considering it was a girl band in the 90's. The best song on the album was "2 Become 1" because it sounds like it's a song about a man entering a woman so they're attached and therefore 2 become 1. Otherwise there were some other songs that you could sing along to and that, but they were basically eye candy, because they wore short skirts and shit.
Is that a better review than some indie boy?
The first review I've decided to write is the debut album by the Spice Girls entitled "Spice."
The Spice Girls were four pretty fit sluts and one dyke called Sporty Spice. I also thought it was really funny that the token black Spice Girl was called Scary Spice. That's because black people are thought upon as scary and violent, like a pit bull or something. She wasn't that fit during the spice girls, but I'd probably dog her now.
Posh Spice was always fit and so was Baby Spice, but Ginger Spice (the fucking ginner) was only fit sometimes. Ginger Spice was also the only one that would get her baps out, which was cool.
Anyway their music was kind of cool considering it was a girl band in the 90's. The best song on the album was "2 Become 1" because it sounds like it's a song about a man entering a woman so they're attached and therefore 2 become 1. Otherwise there were some other songs that you could sing along to and that, but they were basically eye candy, because they wore short skirts and shit.
Is that a better review than some indie boy?
Thursday, January 06, 2011
Saturday, January 01, 2011
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