(That's tin foil in case you didn't notice.)

Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello, i ma female
You: :)
Stranger: Pic?
You: im too fat
You: :(
Stranger: Idc
You: i weight 19 stone
Stranger: Pic anyways
You: how do i do pic?
Stranger: I bet you're pretty
Stranger: Send a link
You: ok
You: i make tiny pic pic for you
You: so you can see
You: :)
Stranger: :]
You: http://tinypic.com/r/ame6uo/7
You: you think me sexy?
Stranger: I don't think that's you
You: why you say that?
Stranger: I'm a magician; I already know what you look like
You: can you magic?
You: like harry potter?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Johnny Ryan

666 ways to masurbate

111. Kiss your mum then masturbate.

112. Kiss your father, massage your prostate.

113. Find a way to get arrested so you can get handcuffed and thrown into a police car. Then wrap the mini chain connecting the handcuffs around your dick, whilst staring into the eyes of the driving policeman through the mirror.

114. Masturbate to your house mates girlfriend urinating.

115. At an ICP concert.

116. Celebrate scoring a goal in football by jerking it onto the corner flag.

117. Masturbate into someones shoe a few minutes before they have to put it on.

118. Substitute the milk in your cereal with your man juice.

119. Go on a safari for the sole purpose of masturbating to two lions having sex. It's not cool if you do it at the zoo.

120. Do it at the zoo

Credit to Cole for a few of those

420 Pics

24 420.





"Self-made" Planner 420.





Cake Mania 420.





Fly For Fun 420.





Lord John Pub Menu 420.





Facebook error message 420.





Naughty vandal 420.





Credit to Kristie Stanley for some photos, Joe Stanley for help making one, and Kat Hawkins for introducing me to Cake Mania.

I think Cole found this.

Johnny Ryan

Succumbing to some kind of hipster faggotry every now and then, I do often pick up myself a copy of Vice Magazine when available. It's free anyway. Yes, it is full of silly fashion shit for the most part, but some of the articles are worth a read in some issues. At least one reason to always bag yourself a copy, is their affiliation with the comic artist Johnny Ryan, who's work is now part and parcel of each issue of Vice.

I find that his comics always make me LOL & ROFL & ROFLCOPTER etc.

And so, I bring you another new ongoing feature to 24BC: Johnny Ryan's work. His sick twisted mind fits in perfectly at 24BC. Here's the man himself:



And here's the first bit of his work I remember seeing:
(Click to enlarge.)

Home Bargains

- A really cheap shop of in Leeds City Centre, that sells quality goods such as these:




'Poop' Bags.

Yes, for those who prefer to 'Poop' on the ground like a dog, and then bag it, or simply for those with dogs.




Yet another football gaffes VCR/DVD, by yet another substandard celebrity.

Piers Morgan is a nobody, who is somehow a somebody.

He is a former editor of two comic books called 'The News Of The World' and 'The Mirror'.

He went on (naturally) to become a judge on some 'talent' shows in the UK.

He went on (naturally) to replace Larry King and now hosts 'Piers Morgan Tonight' on CNN.

He is Kane's favourite guy (LOL JK!!!!11).




And the final product, 'Swine Flu Wipes' (in case normal disinfectant wipes just aren't specific enough for you).