Sometimes when I play Red Dead Redemption, I don't save the whores who are held at knifepoint, sometimes I like to watch them get cut up.

LEEDS

Dudeplex

Day off at the dudeplex.

This is how Christian spends his last few days in Colorado


Hail and me being a bitch

Steve Buscemi asks

Guess Her Muff Comments

Sometimes I like to go on guesshermuff and look at what people say about the sluts on there. Here is a few top picks of comments I have found:

- This is why i came to america. To study the Great American Art of Muff Diving!

- shes the 1 out of every 200 girls on this site that doesn't have a bush like an 90 year old navajo indian.

- I would lick that till my tongue fell off ..staple it back on and keep going.

- I would love to cut her head off and run thru the city with it on a stick.

- I'd bang it...even though she looks like a boy.


I'll probably find some more later.

...just chillin

Johnny Ryan

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Summer is almost here people. I shall be spending mine working some lame ass job, in McDonalds if I have to. Too broke. Having mentioned McDonalds, watch this:

His best film.

Fuck you if you disagree.

I try to emulate the M60 scene every time I play Call of Duty Black Ops.

Also, note the Ballistic Knife, Grim Reaper, and the Dolphin Dive. Ya, Treyarch love the Governor.

18+1=19

Air Horn Fail

Failed attempt at waking Christian up with an air horn.

666 ways to masturbate

130. Stare into your neighbors window. Make sure they're home and they can see exactly what you're doing. What you're doing is mstrb8ing.

131. Pump it at a campsite whilst making bear noises of pleasure. May scare a couple of people.

132. If you've made a rubbish powerpoint presentation, masturbate during. It will take the attention off your presentation and onto your average sized penis.

133. At 4:20 with some weed.

134. Tuna and Mayonaise sandwich. Obvious substitute for mayo.

135. Onto a girls roll-on deodorant. That way she won't be able to smell fresh for the day even though she thinks she will.

136. At a baseball game during the national anthem.

137. In someones hat just before they wear it.

138. Get to the public swimming pool before the crowds roll in. They'll have a surprise when they arrive.

139. At an ICP concert. They'd probably be hyped.

Jack Bauer killed Osama

This is how it happened:

Jack Bauer found Osama in his mudhut,
then Jack took his new chum for some beers.
And Jack got drunk and horny,
but in a gay way.
He pulled his trousers down,
and forced Osama to suck his dick,
and skull-fucked Osama so hard,
that he pierced a hole in the back of his head.
And Osama died.

The End.


"Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them."

Jack Bauer Facts

Graduates

These guys have all graduated University and will now enter the world... yep.











This guy hasn't graduated...

Half an hour of random beastie boys shit with loads of famous people. And they piss on each other. And Will Ferrell plays cow bell. Nice one