mullet.

I know its not the bestest, grossest, scummiest mullet ever but I had a good try. I sported it for the weekend and now it's chopped off. I'll assure you that it looked worse when my hair wasnt as striaght as in these pictures as Kane's constant look of disgust and worry (man-rape is instinctive for guys with mullets you know, I felt the urges) will bear testament to that. I also toyed with the idea of shaving a Nike tick in my hair for the lulz but I have a job to go to.



My personal favourite mullet at the moment has to be this guy:

Them Fuckin' Guys

Just thought I would educate the Americans that read this blog onto some of the faggots currently residing in England or 'Britain' as they like to call it.

This would probably qualify for David's feature on MainGrain entitled 'That Fuckin' Guy' although these faggots aren't few and far between unfortunately. So I've changed 'That' to 'Them'.

These faggots are discernible by what they wear. They call it the 'Campus look' or something like that.

This fashion trend is a tell-tale sign of a closet homosexual, and subsequently I can conclude that there are a lot of closet homosexuals in Leeds.

One symptom this faggotry is the sporting of over sized baggy sweatpants. Personally I limit the use of the ones I own to less than public places, or when I feel like the people outside are due a visit of one of my many awkward boners (by the way, visit awkwardboners.com for some lulz) then I crack 'em out; Yeah I'd say sweatpants are the most obvious choice of wear for the lower half of your body to display the fact you got a boner, jeans if you prefer to be more discrete.

Anyway, back on topic.

Another symptom are the daps or plimsolls that they wear. Sometimes black, but more often than not white which presents them a serious problem of keeping them clean. Yeah, despite it being a casual style, bleach-white shoes are a must. If they get dirty I imagine they buy new ones or get their mum to wash them. Apparently its cool to take all your washing home to mummy.

Last but not least: The oversized beanie. These are almost on par with the Du-Rags colored people wear in America in terms of faggotness. (I was going to refer to them as the N word but at 24BC we prefer to remain PC and refer to them as coloreds.)



The contradiction of it is that despite it supposedly being part of a casual style, the people wearing them are very concerned about the way it looks constantly prodding the overhang like it was a fresh perm, making sure it looks good. It doesnt look good, it looks gay. Seriously, look at the guy in the picture, he definitely wants a good 'ole cock in his mouth for sure.

Personally I'd ban the fucking things and punish those who break my law with bum rape to help them realise and confirm their homosexuality. Also, you could probably fit like an ounce of weed in there or a few hundred pills so its dangerous for society which is more reason to ban them. Besides, smurfs are too cool to have faggots impersonating them.


Speaking of smurfs..

http://stacksofstankness.blogspot.com/2008/07/smurf-porn-seriously-weird-shit.html

Burley Park Crime Update

A local eyewitness has informed me that our local Onestop shop has been held up by a man with a machete. I'm sure he's probably on the way to our house right now to add to our recent luck with crime.

If I'm dead by machete in the morning I give my xbox 360 gamertag to Joedan Stanley to permanently rid him of his hilariously bad gamertags.

A Tribute to... Anthony Moody

After hearing news of an approaching visit to Leeds, I thought it necessary to tribute Anthony Moody of Rochdale, England. For those of you in America who do not know Ant, you've probably been told about him many times by his ex flat mate/bum chum Joedan Stanley.
I was fortunate enough to have met Anthony about 4 years ago before he turned into an old man going to bed at 9:00pm on a Friday evening. Even back in his party days his sensibility and kindness could be seen all of the time... until he got drunk.

When drunk Ant becomes a completely different man. I think my personal favourite drunk Ant moment was in a Subway sandwich shop after a night in Wire. After a long night in Wire a small group of us decided to serve our raging appetites by going for a bite to eat at our local Subway. Upon ordering his sandwich Ant was not happy with the small amount of jalapenos placed on his sandwich by the shy and vulnerable girl behind the counter. He demanded she put more jalapenos on his sandwich and when she refused the Anthony Moody alter-ego emerged. Three shouted words in succession were enough to make the situation uncomfortable and hilarious all at once.
"BITCH, SLUT, WHORE"
Here are some pictures of Anthony:





There we go. If only I could find the video footage of Ant after a night on Stella trying to fight Joe, because he thinks Joe is the man whos head he previously spat on.
Or the video footage of a rag doll Ant, because the amount of alcohol consumed stopped him from being able to move. I only hope I can gather more stories in the future.
We love you Ant.

2010AD

Forgot to mention a Happy New Years to everyone, to the few awesome people that read this blog.

My new years so far has consisted of yet more xbox, and revision for exams, and of course the mandatory masturbation every burly man such as myself does.

Kanes has consisted of no pole polishing as far as I know, he doesn't like to do it when I'm in the house as he says I may burst into his room and accidentally catch him, but I think there's more to it than that. I think he's scared I'll not only catch him, but also discover the material he's using which everybody suspects is a slideshow of David O'Boyle striking poses naked with just his Minnesota Twins Baseball Cap on.

Anyway I'll admit in a gay way that I miss alot of the doods in Boulder, and Aurora. Not Andy Wheeler though as he had to go and make nasty comments about my short shorts before that 10 for 10 HxC gig :(

Happy New Years all.

Burley Burglars & Bollocks Bobbies

The name 24BC is taken from our address here in Burley Park giving the impression that Burley Park is a sunny haven where life is pure perfection. Unfortunately there seems to be a sign on my forehead reading "Rob me" for all local criminals to see and take advantage of. I feel it is necessary to list the crime that has haunted us since our arrival at 24BC.

1. After I idiotically forgot to lock the door, a local dickhead decided to test our door and after finding it unlocked proceeded to rob our xbox 360, my camera, Nicks' wallet and some change. Bastards.

2. With the appetite for a pizza from our local takeaway, I went to the cash machine to withdraw some money for the occasion. Little did I know two middle-aged men were watching me and began to follow me to my destination. Before I realised it, 2 knives were held against my torso and 200 pounds later, I was released. Fortunately I told them that I was getting a Pizza and the generosity of the men poured out as they gave me 10 pounds of my own money back to purchase the pizza.

3. The most recent act of crime was the robbing of a certain peugot 205 from our driveway. It seems some brave criminal moved our bins, opened our gate, smashed the window and took the car in the middle of a sunday afternoon.


So why haven't these burglars been caught? Probably because the local police consist of people like our very own Ashley Franklin. Here are just two pictures of Ash in action.



This man is patrolling our streets so if you feel like performing an armed robbery at any time you can be safe in the knowledge that you will not be caught.

Brokeback Mountain

SEE THE COWBOY SHIRTS?!

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